Dead Smiley Face Necklace
Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley Face with a Bullet in it’s Head! HA! Dead Smiley… No Worries! :)
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Bloody Dead Smiley Face Necklace
This Smiling but Dead, Smiley Face has seen Better Days. But at least he went out Happy! This Pendant will make you Happy too... Made with a Silver Plated Pendant Tray, a Glossy Smiley Face Photo, Epoxy, and a Ball Chain Necklace, this Bloody Face is just DYING to Hang from your Neck. What Bloody Fun! The Chain is 24" Long, and the Image has a Domed Resin Covering it to Protect the Wound. Buy a Smile Today! You'll Never Regret it! :)
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Bloodspatter Plugs
What’s better than an Ear Plug? A BLOODY EAR PLUG! Muaha haahahahaha! Looking like you just Bashed your Head in, these Plugs are just Dripping with BLOOD! Cool Look! Creepy as Hell! :)
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Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that…
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Dog and Cat Christmas Wrist Watch
“Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow” “Woof, Woof, Woof…” It’s a Pet Wrist Watch that’ll have everyone Barking. A Fun Christmas Watch, Featuring a Darling Cat and Dog, Adorned with Santa Hats as the Dial Background. A Big Easy-To-Read Face, a…
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Solar Powered Turbine Watch
This most AWESOME Pocket Watch has Brass Turbine Blades (Incorporating Solar Sensors), that Rotate to Generate the Transformed Power (You can also start the Turbo by the Hand-Crank). ALL SORTS OF COOLNESS!
