SPAM Earrings
SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear it! Lucky you!
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You Fill My Head With Spam!
These Adorable SPAM Earrings are actually made out of Polymer Clay, and Metal (Sorry, no PIGS!). They would look GREAT in YOUR ears... And, you won't have to crack them open. SWEET! They certainly make a Good Gift for Grandma, or a GAG for the Friend always sending you Junk Mail! HA! You decide. :)
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Green Frog Emerald Ring
“Why are frogs so happy?” “They eat whatever bugs them!” “What’s a frog’s favorite game?” “Croak-et!” “What kind of shoes do frogs wear?” “Open toad!” Okay, enough Jokes that will turn you Green… It’s an Emerald Green Frog climbing…
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Abracadabra Pendant
Hocus Pocus, Presto, Voila, it’s Magic, and it’s the Perfect Spell for any Conjurer at Heart. A Beautiful Gold Tone Pendant Amulet, 1.5 inch x 1 inch, Dangling from a 24″ Black Cord Necklace. Totally Stunning and Elegant. Reading…
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Working Whisk Cufflinks
HOW FUN! And what a perfect gift for the Chef, or wanna be Chef, baker, barista or foodie… It’s whisks! Miniature working whisks that move and shake just like the real ones. Soldered onto great looking cufflink backs, so…
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Dead Smiley Face Necklace
Ah, the Dead Smiley Face! So FUN! Did you know that the Dead Smiley Emoticon can be typed as :-X, (✖╭╮✖), X_X, or @()@. HA! Now that’s Cute! And there’s nothing that makes me Smile more than a Smiley…
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Gold Mummy Ring
Q: “What do you call a Mummy who Wins the Lottery?” A: “A Lucky Stiff!” HA! Okay another one… Q: “Where do Mummies go for a Swim?” A: “To the Dead Sea!” HAHA, I KILL Myself! :( Okay, but…
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