LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…

You know that Glow-Stick Rave that’s coming up? Well, how about going in STYLE! Check out this Ultra-Cool Belly Naval Ring that holds little Glow Sticks! Awesome Idea, and it’ll make your Belly Button Glow!

Ah Yes… Spring! Everything’s in Bloom: The Trees, the Buds, the Flowers… All the Birds are Laying Eggs, the Squirrels are in Heat… You gotta Love it! And what you’ll LOVE even more: These Nipple Rings! Beautiful Flower Nipple…

My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!

“Kill Da Wabbit! Kill Da Wabbit! Kill Da Wabbit!” “Say, have you seen a Wabbit Wun by here?” “For Shame, Doc! Huntin’ Rabbits with an Elephant Gun!” “Ewephant Gun?” “That’s Right, Doc. So why don’t you go Shoot an…

If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…