LMAO! This Pendant just KILLS me! HA! Funny as HELL! It’s a Unicorn and a Panda, doing what they ought to… HELLO! And the LOOK on that Panda’s Face! PRICELESS! No wonder why Unicorns went Extinct… The Pandas took…

Get Turned On with this Cool Belly Button Ring. Not only does it look like a Real Jet Black Power Button, BUT… It also GLOWS IN THE DARK! Wayyyyyy COOOOOOOL! Just imagine this Button Lighting up the Night! BLING!

“I Vant To Drink Your Blood!” Why does Count Dracula always Speak with an Accent? Well, he’s Vlad Tepes and he was Born in Sighisoara, Romania. He’s a Historical Figure who Inspired Bram Stoker’s Novel, Dracula. And now, thanks…

These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…

“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…

I had a Harmonica as a Kid. All I could do with it was make some Horrible Racket and fill the holes up with Spit! Nice thought! AND NOW, I can Play again with this Hohner 38N Mini-Harmonica Necklace!…