"Hey, I can Play Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!"
This is a Real Working Mini-Harmonica. It comes in the Note of C, and is 1-3/8" Long. With 4 Holes and 8 Genuine Brass Reeds, you can even Play a Full Octave! SWEET! This Harmonica comes on a Heavy, Silky Black Cord with Colorful Beads and Silvertone Accents. It makes a Terrific Gift... or a Terrible Sound... It all depends on YOU! :)
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Beer Bubbles Necklace
This Pendant is Filled with Beer… YOU WISH! It would be like a Little Flask that you could take anywhere you go! HA! Sadly, it’s just an Image Sealed under a 1″ Dome in a Shiny Silver Plated Tray….
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Bah Hum Bug Saddle Plugs
Okay all you Scrooges… These Plugs were made just for YOU! With Red and Green Lettering on a White Acrylic Plug, this Pair of Double Flared, 8mm Plugs read “Bah Hum Bug!” And Bah Hum Bug is right, because…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Femur Bone Ring
Why not take the Longest, Strongest Bone in our Body, bend it up, and make it into a Ring? It’s Detailed, Anatomically Correct, and very Macabre. Just what the Doctor ordered!
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Braille Asshole Pendant
LOL It’s a Braille Pendant (Horizontal or Vertical) that’s Funny, Cute, Charming, and Unique. This Custom Necklace allows you to Write your own Special Message, Like “ASSHOLE!” What a Hoot! Completely Handmade, this Porcelain Pendant is Level One Braille,…
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LEGO Happiness Watch
Happy Face in Dial. Easy to Read. Adult. Comfortable to wear. Quartz. LEGO. Do I need to say more?












