I Heart Clogging Watch
LMAO! You know when the last time I Clogged was? NEVER! HA! But guess what? With this WATCH, I may Begin… All it takes is 5 or 6 Stomps on the Watch Crystal and “CRUNCH”… Look, I have all the Time in the World! :)
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The Last Thing I Clogged Was The Toilet!
What a Great Whimsical Watch! Clogging is a Sport, right? This Timepiece features a couple of Cloggers, and a little Heart, and a Violin. Very Precise, High-Quality, AND with a Japanese-Quartz Movement too! Fancy that! Clog away. You know you want to! :)
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Finger Skin Ring
SICK! COOL! UNIQUE! That’s what I think of when I see this Very Different and Very Interesting Finger Ring! A Ring that looks just like SKIN! Crazy! Like the top Layer is Cut off your Finger and Cast into…
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RIP Pizza Grave Brooch
“Nooooooooooooooo! NOT THE PIZZA!!!!” I thought Pizza would live on forever, and now, here it is, Cold and Stiff (like Pizza in the Fridge the next Morning – YUM) and stuck on a Headstone that reads RIP PIZZA! “Noooooooooooooooooo!”…
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Personalized Stump Ring
Remember when you Carved your Initials into a Tree? Well bring back those Loving Feelings with this Interesting STUMP Ring! A Stump that YOU Personalize with your very own Initials! How Romantic!
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Alien Skull Necklace
Awesome Details! This Pendant is a Stunning Skull of an Alien, that’s Creepy, Cool, and Beautiful! Carved and Cast in Bronze, this Alien Skull will make Believers out of YOU. Big Orb Eyeballs Hanging from a 32″ Gunmetal Chain,…
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Lady Nipple Ring
Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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