Computer Geek Esc Ctrl Cufflinks
Ah the lovely pair of Cufflinks MADE for a Geek! Snap these babies onto your Cuffs and you're ready for an evening out... (which is probably only once a Year, at the Annual Christmas Office Party). But at least you'll be in Style, and still in Character! Now if only there were a Delete Key...
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Zombie Hand Earrings
When I look at these Zombie Hand Earrings, it makes me think of THING from The Addams Family! HA! Green and Gory Hands Chopped off and Dangling from Fish Hooks! How Cool! (This is where I’d slap in a…
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Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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Create Your Own Charm Bracelet
WHat a Great Idea! It’s a Create your own Charm Bracelet (that’ll look just like a $1500 Pandora Bracelet), and you can Choose 11 Charms of your liking (from 50 Different Charms), and you also get ONE FREE PERSONALIZED…
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Cool Red Two Time Zone Watch
This Wrist Watch is so Crazy-Cool, I LOVE IT! Talk about Dramatic… It’s a Two-Time Zone Watch that’s Beautifully made with Artificial Red Leather (You can also get this in Yellow, White, Black and Blue), that’s Oversized showing Two…