“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…

“Help, I’m a Prisoner in a Chinese Fortune Cookie Factory”, oh wait, that was the Big Bang Theory… This Fortune Cookie is No Cookie at all. It’s a Pendant that looks like a Cookie! Cool!

There’s nothing better to plug your hole, than an entire Christmas Wreath. Right? And now, you can certainly do that, for these Very Cool and Colorful Tunnel Plus are Christmas Wreaths, Ribbon and all… Fun Gemstone Decorated Wreath, with…

Suspend the Sundial by its Cord and Aim the Hole at the Sun. A Ray of Sunlight will shine through and illuminate a number on the inside, telling the time of day! WAY COOL!

These Grillz (Top and Bottom) will make you feel like Nelly in the “Get it Poppin” Music Video! Really! They are Cool and Sparkling, but are intended for Decoraton and Entertainment purposes only… So you can rap with them,…

“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…