Patient Frankenstein Collar
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Pink Skull Chain Nipple Ring
What a Great Nipple Ring! It’s for the Goth Girl who doesn’t mind being Cute and Feminine as well. It’s a Dangly Pink Skull with a Red Bow that is Dripping with Chains from a Nipple Barbell Ring! See,…
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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I’m With Stupid Belly Ring
“Yo Momma so Stupid she Called me, then asked for my Phone Number!” “She’s so Stupid she thought a Runny Nose was Exercise!” “She’s so Stupid she Watches ‘The Three Stooges’ and takes Notes!” HA… And if She’s Standing…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Wood Shark Tunnel Plug
COOL COOL Watch out for that SHARK! These Tunnel Plugs are just Awesome! Carved out of Real Crocodile Wood comes this very COOL Sharky Shark… That looks like it’s Swimming through your EAR! Beautiful, Kick Ass, and WOOD! Everyone…












