“Oh girl, your lobes are so thicc…” It all started with one emoji, the eggplant, also referred to as the aubergine. Now used in messages, memes, and conversation to represent the male genitalia. Yeah, you can guess which part….

Darn it… Darn it all… HA! These Earrings are for every Grandma and Sewing Freak on the Earth. It’s A Ball of Bright Orange Wool, stuck with 2 Knitting Needles, and made into Dangle Earrings! How Charming! People in…

Girls like Star Wars too! So why not make those Troopers Pretty in Pink? They look so Darling and Sweet… As should be. For this Pendant is a Beautiful thing indeed. A Storm Trooper Head with Lovely Pink Enamel,…

OMG! OMG! OMG! This Cat Brooch Pin is INSANE! That’s why I LOVE it! It’s a Cute Cat sitting on a Chainsaw and wearing the Leather Face from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! HA! CRAZY COOL CREEPY CAT!

“What do you call a Pig Thief?” “A Hamburglar!” “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “What do you call a Pig that Drives Recklessly?” “A Road Hog!” Had enough? Then let’s Talk about…

This is enough to give anyone Nightmares! Just look at that Creepy Ass Smile! I’m outta here… This Gothic, Dark, Horrorific Pendant is certainly going to Delight a Few… Poor Dead Souls! Awesome and Scary! I LOVE it! :)