“How do Monkeys get down the Stairs?” “They Slide down the Banana-ster!” “Why did the Monkey like the Banana?” “Because it had Appeal!” “What do you Call a Monkey in a Minefield?” “Baboom!” HA! Okay, quite Monkeying around, let’s…

These Earrings are Perfect for Mom on Mother’s Day. Fun Earrings that Dangle and Drop and Look just like Greeting Cards. How FUN! Featuring Two Handmade Earrings, a Mother’s Day Card with a Mama Elephant on the front and…

We go together like a Forklift and a Pallet of Toilet Paper… HA! You know you’re in love when he gives you Planks of Wood for your Ears! Ah, it’s so Romantic! And who doesn’t Adore these… They’re Wooden…

What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…

LOL NOT LATER, NOT Tomorrow, NOT Next Week… NOW NOW NOW NOW! What Time is it? NOW! When should you Buy this Watch? NOW! HA! See how that works? With this Watch, there is no putting things off, it’s…

WOW OH WOW! Look at this Absolutely Beautiful Pocket Watch! It’s the Golden Dragon Pocket Watch with Red Eyes and a Red Gem on the Case. STUNNING DETAILS! Elegant, Sharp, and KICK ASS!