Cupcake Nipple Shield
You wanna Lick some Frosting? Well then take a lick of this… This Ultra-Cute Cupcake Nipple Shield is so SWEET it’ll make your Teeth Hurt. The Barbell BLINGS, the Nipple Stings! :)
Cupcake Barbell Nipple Shield Ring
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Implant Grade Surgical Steel, these 5/8" Nipple Ring Barbells take the CAKE! ;) Sold as a Pair, you get TWO Nipple Shields so you can have a Balanced Diet. The Metal is Lead Free, and they are of course, Calorie Free! :) LICK LICK!
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Dungeon Master’s Wrist Watch
This is a Totally Awesome and GEEKY Wrist Watch. A Dungeon Master’s Wrist Watch Featuring a Beautifully Detailed Dungeon Map, D&D Style, with Corners, Rooms, Hallways, and Metal Pieces that Move around, floating, looking just like DICE. Incredible Watch…
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Spartan Helmet Ring
Sparta was a Warrior Society in Ancient Greece that reached the height of its Power after Defeating Rival Athens in the Peloponnesian War of 431-404 B.C. Boy, those were the Days… And NOW, YOU can relive it with a…
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Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad,…
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Star Wars Stormtrooper Watch
I LOVE all things Star Wars! And this Watch is AWESOME! Sharp Black and White, like a Real Stormtrooper, this Watch is BOLD and BEAUTIFUL! You’ll be walking around all Day saying… “It’s Solo, and he’s Shooting First! That’s…
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Kraken Wood Ear Plug
Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it…
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