I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!

AWESOME!!!! I had the Classic Nintendo Game Boy, and I STILL HAVE IT! It still works. Nothing beats the Original Tetris. But now, I can stare at that Time-Eating Toy all day long with this Nintendo Game Boy Classic…

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

Awwwww, what an Adorable Ring! It’s a Snowflake Ring, with Beautiful Blinging CZ’s (Cubic Zirconias) and it’s Twinkling just like the Snow. Glistening, Glimmering, Sparkling… It really is a Beaut. Set in Solid 925 Sterling Silver, this Ring is…

Care for some Hors D’Oeuvres? Finger Food? They’ll go great with these Darling Dangling Earrings… You can almost hear the Stomachs Turn! :) Awesome Detail… LOOK AT THOSE NAILS! Cool Stuff!

Creepy, Crawly, Ugly, Buggy, Spiders… Everyone LOVES them, right? Well now you can display these Wonderful Nightmares with Ear Plugs that Encase all the Legs of the Spider forever in Plastic! COOL!