Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish Excrement, slightly less than .5″, Ideal for your Ear Holes. Set on Stainless Steel Studs (don’t want to turn your Ears Brown), these Earrings are Sealed and Preserved, and hey, NO SMELL! Just Fun (I’m not Shi**ing you…)
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Cute Little Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
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Circuit Board Necklace
Show off your Nerdy side with these Beautifully Handmade Circuit Board Pendants. This particular board is BLUE, Domed, and Unforgettable. Choose other Colors and Styles as well. Very Cool!
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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Dragon Head Ring With Ruby Eyes
Oh Man, this is one of the Coolest and most Badass Dragon Rings I’ve ever seen… Such a Realistic and Highly Detailed Sculpture. Stunning to look at, even better to wear! It’s the “Power And Fury” Sculpted Dragon Head…
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
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Cinnamon Bun Earrings
Cinnamon Rolls… YUM! Well, not so much… When I used to Work in the Mall, there was a Cinnabon directly across from our Store. Every Day, I would go over and grab a Hot, Fresh Cinnamon Roll. I LOVED…
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Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming…
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