“OH NOT THE TEETH, NOT THE TEETH!!!” Okay… You can use the Teeth! HA! If the Teeth are like this Cool, Crazy Mouth-Teeth Nipple Shield. The Mouth’s Wide Open and the Teeth are Ready to Snap… Weird, Creepy, and…

Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!

“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…

While this Cool Watch can’t take you back in Time, it does Create the Illusion that Time is running Backwards. The Numbers are arranged Counterclockwise, and the Hands move Counterclockwise as well. If that doesn’t mess you up, nothing…

With SUMMER Coming, there’s no Better Time to Get Ready, then with a Pool Party! And with these Fun Festive Dangly Earrings, you’ll be in Perfect Attire for the Summer Heat. Looking just like those Pool Floaties, Mattress-Lounge Thingies…

With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…