Whelp, this is one Fruitcake that won’t get re-gifted. For it’s a Christmas Fruitcake that’s YOU! Yes, that’s right. YOU. Because you’re Nuttier than a Fruitcake, and this Pendant says it all. A Fun “Nuttier than a Fruitcake” Necklace…

If you’re planning on Storming Area 51, a Top-Secret Air Force Installation in Southern Nevada on September 20th, 2019, you need to wear your BLING! You know, just so you can show you’re “ALIEN” friendly… (And get a Tour…

These earrings are incredible. They look so real… I mean, you could practically eat them. It’s earrings that look just like fried onion rings. A crispy fried ring for each earlobe, dabbed with faux ketchup, of course. Lovely, beautiful,…

“Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy!” That’s what people will do to your Ears when you wear these Very Cool, Tropical Ear Plugs. Made with Hard, Clear Acrylic, in assorted Gauge Sizes, these Fun Plugs look just like there’s a Goldfish…

Now this is a Beautiful Looking Pendant… As long as you don’t look directly into the Pupil! YIKES! This Very Cool Evil Eye Pendant Features Blue Sapphires and Diamonds in the Shape of an Eye-Ball. Set in Sterling Silver…

I’m going to THUG out… But only after I buy this GOLD and PINK Chain! It’s a Crazy Necklace that’s Half Gold-Tone Metal… and Half Plastic! What a Weird Combo, but I LOVE it! It’s so Different and Radical!