“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…

HA HA! SCREW YOU! Don’t you just Want to tell some People that? Well… NOW YOU CAN with this Funny Ass Pendant. Featuring a Real Screw, and a Charm Bead with the Letter “U”, it reads “SCREW YOU!” It…

This Little Bunny has seen Better Days for Sure! He used to Exist, but not any More! Now he’s Euthanized by a Steamroller. With X Eyes and X Mouth, this Critter makes a Cute and Funny Brooch. Flat as…

Lizzie Borden (1860 – 1927) was an American Woman who was tried and Acquitted for the 1892 Axe Murders of her Father and Stepmother in Fall River, Massachusetts. Lizzie Cried out “Maggie, Come Quick! Father’s Dead! Somebody came in…

Cool Earrings… The Biggest Problem is Deciding what to Store in them… Blood? Gold Dust? Unicorn Farts? It’s Clear Glass Bottles that will Stretch your Ears and Draw Attention for sure. Fun Cork Bottle Ear Gauge Plugs that come…

What a STUNNING Pendant! It’s Cool as Hell! Featuring a Black and White Steampunk Image and a Bright Colorful Aqua Blue Purple Butterfly! Very Striking! Very Dramatic! Very Cool! I LOVE it!