“Oh, I LOVE your Earrings, they’re so CUTE… What do they say?” I Heart Dingleberries? WHAAAAAA??? Now that’s COOL! That’s FUNNY! That’s a Dingleberry Dangling from each of your Ear Lobes! Ya know?

“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)

The Cylons are a Cybernetic Civilization at War with the Twelve Colonies of Humanity in the Battlestar Galactica Science Fiction Franchise… And NOW, it’s a BAD ASS RING that’s just looking for a Home. Talk about SCIFI COOL! It…

I really LOVE this Genuine White Leather Stitched Bracelet Cuff. It’s White Leather with Red Stitching and Resembles a Baseball. Great Gift for any Baseball FAN! Comes in Sizes 7.5″, 8″, and 8.5″. SWEET!

Duff Beer is a Brand of Beer that Originally started as a Fictional Beverage on the Animated Series The Simpsons. Since then it has become a Real Brand of Beer in a Number of Countries without Permission or Consent……

COOL COOL COOL! WOW! This Bracelet Blows Me Away! Look at this Leather Cuff Bracelet, it’s so AWESOME and SCARY! I Freaking LOVE it! WOW! It’s a Monster Mummy Bracelet with Horrifying White Eyes and Rows of Long Gnarly…