When you’re going out to the club, wear some appropriate attire… Like these Bright RED XXX Earrings! They will surely stand out, and gain some attention. Good or Bad… Let’s hope BAD! :)

Remember that time that your Mother gave you a Perm and you cried for a Week? Well imagine SNAKES instead! That’s right Medusa Fans, get a Load of these Locks. Gold Tones Snakes that will give everyone Nightmares! :)

“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…

“Oh Lord No…” This Handmade Ring takes the Cake! Tammy Faye Bakker crying with Mascara Dripping down her Face… How FUN is that? Sure to provoke a Comment, Laugh or a WTF! Now YOU can be the Hot Mess!

“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…

Etch A Sketch is a Mechanical Drawing Toy invented by André Cassagnes and Manufactured by the Ohio Art Company. It has a Thick, Flat Gray Screen in a Red Plastic Frame. There are Two Knobs on the Front of…