“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!

That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…

LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…

“What do you call a Goldfish with no eyes?” “Goldf sh” HA!… But this Goldfish, well, it’s got eyes alright… And they’re looking at you. Adorable Goldfish in a Goldfish Bowl, Miniature Bowl made out of Glass with a…

HA I look like this on Mondays! :P Actually, any Human that puts their Cat in a Costume gets this same Look back! MEAN, GRUMPY, Ready to Rip your Face off! And what’s even Funnier, is that this Darling…

LMAO! Seriously!!! WTF? This Ring really will make people say “What the F*CK!” It’s a HUGE Over-Sized Ring that fits TWO Fingers! And with Big Bold Letters that Clearly Spell out WTF, it really will leave people Laughing and…