Dangle Chain-Mail Earrings
Handmade with Sterling Silver Jump Rings and Sterling Silver Lever Back Earrings, these Dangles will make everybody do a double take. "Is that Chainmail?" "WHY YES, YES IT IS!" HA! I Love them. So Cool, So Cute, So Medieval! Grab a Pair Today! Suit up Tomorrow!
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Mixtape Wrist Watch
Awesome! This is one of the Coolest Watches yet. For it’s a Wrist Watch that looks just like a Mixtape. You know, Guardians of the Galaxy Style… HA! With the familiar Cassette Tape, it also features a Clock that…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Spider Tongue Ring
Get this: It’s a Rainbow Titanium Anodized 3-D Spider Barbell Tongue Ring! WOW! Bet you’d never thought you’d have a Spider on your tongue, and like it! It’s there, all 8 legs, and it’s COOL!
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The Moon Ring
LMAO! This Ring is a TOOT! Really! It’s a Ring Box, that looks just like a Regular Engagement Ring Box (hint hint), that FARTS when you open it. Not only does it FART, but inside is a plastic man,…
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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Funny Green Lantern Watch
HA HA HA! What a Great Funny Watch! DC COMIC BOOK FANS will LOVE this! It’s Hal Jordan, aka The Green Lantern, with BIG HUGE EYES and a Green Glowing Power Ring Smushed inside a Watch! LMAO! Too Cool!…