Don't be a Karen - Morse Code Bracelet
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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Santa Zombie Pendant
Such a cute Christmas Santa Pendant… NOT! This thing looks more like Santa Zombie to me! Just look at it… ha! Or don’t!
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Denture Bracelet
This just kills me. It’s making my eyes water. What an Interesting Piece of Jewelry. Dentures that wrap around your Wrist. It leaves me Speechless! Crazy and Different, you’ll need no Gum to hold these in place.
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Pumpkin Patch Lapel Pin
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown…” That’s what this Darling Lapel Pin reminds me of… A Cute, Festive, Fun, Fall Pumpkin Patch, and here’s the Sign to Point the way. It’s a Lapel Pin, Brooch, that can be worn…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Skeleton Necklace
This Kick Ass Skeleton hangs (hangs on for dear life) to a 19.5″ Chain that’s sooooo COOL! And, it’s made out of Stainless Steel! So it’s Durable, won’t Tarnish, Rust, or Corrode! All the Better! :)












