Alien Message Genuine Leather Bracelet Cuff
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Horse Butt Earrings
LMAO! These Earrings CRACK me up! They’re Horse Earrings that Dangle and Move (the Feet Swing and Dance) as you Strut through the Day… or Neigh-ttttt! Fun Earrings that Feature a Horse Head on one Ear, and a Horse’s…
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Tick Beetle Bug Plugs
Oh my Worst Nightmare… Waking up with a Bug, Beetle, Spider in my EAR… ICK! Gives me Chills just thinking about it… And for most people, Bugs do that. They Run, Scream, Holler, Dance about… So putting some Real…
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Hobbit Door Necklace
Hobbits are a Fictional, Diminutive, Humanoid Race who inhabit the Lands of Middle-Earth in J. R. R. Tolkien’s Fiction. And this Hobbit Door looks like it came straight from the Shire. One can only imagine Bilbo Baggins or Frodo…
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What Time? Watch
LOL This Watch is FUN! I mean, Time is Relative, isn’t it? A Fragment of Reality… Twisted just like this Watch is! The What Time? Watch is just that… A Confusing Mix of Numbers at the Bottom of the…
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Fluorescent Yellow Huggie Earrings
Sweet! You know all those Kick-Ass Bright Fluorescent Tennis Shoes on the Market nowadays? The Neon Yellow and Green T-Shirts and Tanks? Well those Modern Hip Trends need some even Cooler Earrings. Like these Fluorescent Yellow Huggies. 4mm Hoop…












