Heart Measuring Tape Necklace
Is Losing Weight a New Year’s Resolution? Getting Fit? In Shape… Then get yourself a Visual Reminder of your Goals, just like this Very Cool Heart-Shaped Pendant. Made to Resemble a Measuring Tape, this Necklace comes in either Silver-Tone or Gold-Tone, and hangs from a Cable Chain. It’s the Perfect way to Constantly stay Focused and that Losing Weight is a Huge Priority on your TO-DO List.
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Heart-Shaped Measuring Tape Necklace Pendant for Weight-loss, Fitness Jewelry
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Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace
Wait… WAT? This Pendant just makes me Laugh. I don’t even know what to say… It’s a Chocolate Bavarian Doughnut Necklace, with a Cream Filling and a Funny Face. Hilarious Face. With Big Eyes, a Brown Nose, and a…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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Orange Slice Nipple Rings
“Why do Oranges Wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel.” “Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?” “Because he couldn’t find a Date!” “What does an Orange Sweat?” “Orange Juice!” Those were BAD… But these Nipple Rings are…
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Double AA Battery Cufflinks
You never have Batteries handy when you need them… So why not strap them to your arms? These very Unique Cufflinks look like real Double AA Batteries… So who needs the Energizer Bunny now?
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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