Graveyard Dirt Vial Earrings
Hey, there's a Sale on DIRT! Load up! :) These very Different set of Earrings are a Glass Vial that contains real Dirt from the Graveyard. Creeeeeepppy! But they are Glued Shut, so you don't have to Worry about your Great-Great-Great Grampa falling down your Shirt. Graveyard Dirt has been known to be used in Protection Spells as well as Love Spells. Maybe that's why the Couple always runs into the Cemetery during a Horror Movie. Right?
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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Steel Cable Signet Ring
COOL COOL COOL! Just look at this Ultra-Manly Signet Ring! AWESOME! I LOVE Steel, and I LOVE this Ring! Silver, Gold & Black Steel, with Steel Cable and Screws… IMPRESSIVE! Buy One Today!
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Severed Head Pendant
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! My Head Hurts just looking at this! HA! It’s a Severed Head in a Glass Dome Pendant that’s so Creepy, Gory, and BLOODY that everyone will Scream and Flee from the Room… Except for…
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Lucky Golden Poo Pendant
LOL! Tell everyone that your Sh*t don’t Stink with this On Golden Pile of Poo… HA! Looking like a Golden Unicorn just Dumped a Fresh Loaf, this Gold Plated Poop will make everyone LAUGH! Swirled up like an Ice…
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Fang Ring
CHOMP! Put this Cool Sterling Silver Ring on your Finger and it’ll look like it’s getting Chewed up… By a Lovely set of FANGS! Great Chompers that will Devour your Finger… And look Sweet in the Process! :)












