Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Cute Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
“What Key has Legs and can’t Open Doors?” “A Turkey!” “Who is not Hungry on Thanksgiving?” “The Turkey because he is already Stuffed!” “Which side of the Turkey has the most Feathers?” “The Outside!” Oh what Fun… Just like…
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Guitar Pick Holder Wristband
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Teacup Cookies Ear Plugs
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Christmas Grinch Earrings
You can’t wear these without a SMILE! Really! Very Cute Grinch Dangles that make the Holidays very FESTIVE! A Christmas Grinch that Steals your HEART!… “It’s because I’m GREEN isn’t it?”
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Groot Spores Bracelet
“I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” “I AM GROOT!” Can you Say anything more? “I AM GROOT!” Yeah, okay… HA! And with this Groot Bracelet, you may be saying the same thing. Officially Licensed Merchandise from…
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