Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Magical Forest Necklace
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Frankenstein Flesh Ring
Your Scars are Beautiful… And so is this Wedding Band. It’s a Fantastic Frankenstein Ring, Featuring the Flesh, Skin and Scars of The Monster himself… And it’s Totally Awesome! Not to mention CUSTOM! For each ring is Unique, Different,…
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Christmas Lights Necklace
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Fall of the Berlin Wall Watch
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
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Red Onion Earrings
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