Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Mistletoe Nipple Ring
Hang up the Mistletoe… On your Nipples! Because this Clever and Cool Nipple Bar Ring is Festive all over. Ring in the Season right with Mistletoe dangling from your headlights… Two of them, Green Mistletoe, strung from a 14…
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Rainbow Engagement Ring
This Very Different Engagement Ring is the Rainbow Ring. And if you sit on it, Skittles Pop out! No lie! With a CZ Center Stone, and Channel Set Stones down the Side featuring all the Colors of the Rainbow:…
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Squirrel Deez Nuts Pendant
LMFAO! “What do you call a Squirrel with no Nuts?” “Female Squirrel!” HA! Okay, that Joke was NUTS… And so is this Pendant. It’s a Military Dog Tag Pendant that’s made out of Stainless Steel, Hangs on a 36″…
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Adjustable Silver Spider Bracelet
Everyone loves Spiders on their Arm, right? Creepy, Crawly little Spiders that lay eggs in your mouth? Nice… Spider Lovers, this is your Bracelet! For it’s a Cute Spider, made out of Sterling Silver, strapped onto a Web of…
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Silicone Hider Plugs
They should call these “Hide Yo Ho!” Because that’s exactly what they do… They Pop in your Ear Hole Piercings and Hide them. Fills them in so they blend in with the Rest of your Ear. Because nobody likes…
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