Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace
You know that Ugly Christmas Sweater you wear every Christmas? Well, throw on those Ugly Christmas Sweater Earrings, and grab this Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace and you'll be ready for the Season! You may make Santa Scream, or the Elves Run away, but hey, it's Christmas, who gives a Flying Crap... Other than the Reindeer! "HO HO HO!"
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April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings
Jokes on you, these are REAL Earrings, Ideal for the First of April… April Fool’s Day Dangle Earrings with a Fun Colorful Joker holding a sign reading “APRIL FOOL”. Not to mention his Fish Stick and the “KICK ME…
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Dual Time Zone Large Sport Watch
Nice. Huge. Just the way I like it… A Massive Wrist Watch that’s Sporty, Geeky, and Very, Very COOL! A Dual Time Zone Watch that is Gaudy, Gigantic, and will look Pretty Sweet on your Wrist. With a Black…
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Steampunk Rat Earrings
These Earrings are Cute… If you like Rats! HA! They are Steampunk Rats (or Mice), and look Cool, Colorful, and PUNK! With a Gold Toned Body and Big Gear Eyes, these Dangly Rats with Long Rat Tails will look…
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Santa Claus Navel Ring
Ho Ho My Hole! It’s the Most Fun your Belly will have today, on Christmas, other than Eggnog and Fruit Cake. Because this Belly Button Ring, is all about St. Nick and a Festive Good Time. It’s Santa Claus,…
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Spinner Barbell Tongue Ring
Where the Hell have I been? I didn’t even know things like this existed… But they do, and they are COOL! It’s a Tongue Barbell, that has Spinner Steel Balls on the Side… WOW! JUST WOW!
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HO HO HO Necklace
HO HO HO… I know a Ho that should wear this Necklace… Oh wait, wrong HO! HA! It’s a Gold and Glittering HO HO HO Necklace that’s Festive and FUN! It’s actually a Gold Plastic Medallion that’s Dangling from…












