When you’re going out to the club, wear some appropriate attire… Like these Bright RED XXX Earrings! They will surely stand out, and gain some attention. Good or Bad… Let’s hope BAD! :)

If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…

These Cufflinks look just like me, 10 days before Christmas, running around with my mouth open like a bat outta hell… HA! Crazy Santa, Cute Cufflinks, Ideal for Christmastime. Fun St. Nick with Red and White Enamel, over Alloy…

This Bracelet ROCKS! I LOVE it! Looking like a real pair of Handcuffs, this Bracelet, made of Sterling Silver, is just Beautiful. You’ll want it Locked around your Wrist! Awesome Working Handcuff Clasp really seals the deal. Cool Beans!

These Saddle Plugs are AWESOME! Looking like a Gun Cylinder FULL of Ammo, these Plugs will look KILLER in your Ears! Stainless Steel and Cool as Hell, you’ll get TONS of Compliments with these!

MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….