LOL I Could Eat BAGS of Flamin Hot Crunchy Cheetos Non-Stop! Even when your whole Face, Mouth, Lips, Fingers and Couch are Orange… It’s all Good! And look how Cute these Bags of Cheetos would look in your Ears….

LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…

A Puzzle Ring is a Ring that’s Whole when put together, but when Separate, it’s actually Multiple Rings that Interlock in a Puzzle Fashion, and were supposed to Keep you from Cheating on your Spouse. For if you took…

Wear your Geek Cred on your Sleeve with this Crazy Cool Binary Wrist Watch! This Watch uses a Low Power Micro Controller to Display the Date and Time in BINARY Form. Strapped with a PCB Ribbon Cable (Black, Gray…

Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…

“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…