Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This Device is Carefully Designed to Stretch your Piercings, or hey, they can just be used as a Toy or Stimulation. Either way, YOU WIN (or Wince)! Get my Point?
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Body Jewelry that Trains your Nipple!
Just looking at this makes me CRINGE! It's a Nipple Ring unlike any you've ever seen before. This is something straight out of 50 Shades of Grey! HA! Made of Surgical Steel for Comfort, this Tool Stretches your Nipple Piercing in a Safe and Comfortable way. It's Great for Long-Term Results! Just GO SLOW, the last thing you Need is a SPLICE THERE! OUCH! With Many Different Gauges Available, you can BUY these Trainers Singly, or as a Pair. ENJOY the STRETCH!
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
I’m gonna go out on a Limb here and say, I’d Suspect a Farting Ninja would be Silent But DEADLY! HA! Those Sneak Attacks can hit you like a Nunchuck… WHAM! Right in the Face! So next time, Go…
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Beautiful Asymmetry Butterfly Wing Drops
I love love love Asymmetrical earrings. Something about them are fun, creative, and eye-catching. Which is why this pair of asymmetry drops is absolutely beautiful. A pair of butterfly wing earrings, that dangle down like works of stained glass,…
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Pistol 44 Cal Chamber Ring
This is COOL! It’s not a real Gun Chamber… It’s a Replica! Carved, Cast, and Finished in Black Sterling Silver, this Ring is an Exclusive! It makes a Perfect Gift or Wedding Band for the Hunter or Sportsman. Locked…
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Zodiac Rabbit Brooch
The Rabbit has Represented Hope for a long time. It is Tender and Lovely and Legend says that the Moon Goddess Chang’e had a Rabbit as her Pet. So wear this Brooch Bunny and you too, can have Hope…
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Three Of Swords Tarot Necklace
Ah, the Three of Swords: Rejection, Sadness, Loneliness, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Separation, Grief… Sounds about right. It’s a Heart Stabbed by 3 Swords, you can’t get any more Broken than that. But hey, it makes for one Very Cool, Eye-Opening…
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