Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This Device is Carefully Designed to Stretch your Piercings, or hey, they can just be used as a Toy or Stimulation. Either way, YOU WIN (or Wince)! Get my Point?
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Body Jewelry that Trains your Nipple!
Just looking at this makes me CRINGE! It's a Nipple Ring unlike any you've ever seen before. This is something straight out of 50 Shades of Grey! HA! Made of Surgical Steel for Comfort, this Tool Stretches your Nipple Piercing in a Safe and Comfortable way. It's Great for Long-Term Results! Just GO SLOW, the last thing you Need is a SPLICE THERE! OUCH! With Many Different Gauges Available, you can BUY these Trainers Singly, or as a Pair. ENJOY the STRETCH!
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Tarantula Necklace
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Goat Glass Bead
“What do you Call a Redneck who Owns 6 Goats?” “A Pimp!” HA! And that’s just what I did when I saw this Goat Charm… I Laughed! Look at it… It’s so Cute… Is it really a Goat? HA!…
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Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Featuring 1 Bronze Pendant, and 1 Matching 24″ Chain of Insane Coolness! This Pendant is Enchanting! Lenore is one of Edgar’s Greatest Poems, and this Fantastic Artwork is Sealed under a Smooth Glass Cover for all to Perceive. I…
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Sandpaper Ear Plugs
COOL COOL COOL! These Rose Gold Ear Plugs are Neat! They look just like Sandpaper! Talk about ROUGH! These are Visually Stunning and Very Different. Can you use your Head as a Sander? Find out…
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Predator Ring
Predator ROCKS! The first Predator Movie was totally Incredible and I’ve LOVED Predator ever since. And this Ring shows off the Beauty of the Beast with the Dreads and those RED EYES! COOLNESS!
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