Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This Device is Carefully Designed to Stretch your Piercings, or hey, they can just be used as a Toy or Stimulation. Either way, YOU WIN (or Wince)! Get my Point?
via Chain Gang #Ad
Body Jewelry that Trains your Nipple!
Just looking at this makes me CRINGE! It's a Nipple Ring unlike any you've ever seen before. This is something straight out of 50 Shades of Grey! HA! Made of Surgical Steel for Comfort, this Tool Stretches your Nipple Piercing in a Safe and Comfortable way. It's Great for Long-Term Results! Just GO SLOW, the last thing you Need is a SPLICE THERE! OUCH! With Many Different Gauges Available, you can BUY these Trainers Singly, or as a Pair. ENJOY the STRETCH!
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Saw Axe Earrings
These Cool Creepy Gothic Earrings are Awesome! Featuring a Saw on one Ear, and an Axe on the other, you’ll Certainly make People Stop and take a Second look. Which, is just the Reaction I LOVE! Smile Zombie Freaks,…
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Mummy Skull Bracelet
You know you always wanted a Mummy Bracelet! Who hasn’t? Take a look at this very Chill Bracelet, with a Mummy SKULL! Those Black Eyes, Those Teeth, Those Bandages, it’s Awesome in every way! :)
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Beans on Toast Tie Tack
“Why is your Son Crying?” The Doctor Asked a Young Woman in his Office. “He has Four Baked Beans Stuck up his Nose!” “And Why is your Little Girl Screaming?” He Asks. The Mother looks at him and says…
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Cat Butt Earrings
These Cat Butt Dangly Earrings MADE ME LAUGH! So FUNNY AND CUTE! Great Gift for the Cat Lover and the Crazy Cat Lady. Adorable Gray Tiger doing what it does best… Puts it’s Butt in your Face! HA! Love…
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Butterfly Ear Plug
This Butterfly Ear Plug is so PRETTY! How Cute would these look sticking in your Ear Holes? AWESOME! Double Flared, made with UV Acrylic, this Plug not only looks GOOD, BUT… It Glows under a UV Light! Sweet!
