What a Classic Quote from Han Solo (The Empire Strikes Back) as he’s Dragged towards the Freezing Chamber by the Imperials… Leia Kisses him and says “I Love You” for the first time ever, and he just looks at…

I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!

WOW! She has a Huge Set of Ornaments… HA! Want to make an Impression this Christmas? Want to get in the Mood for Fun and Laughter? Then wear this Incredibly HUGE Jumbo Christmas Necklace, and everyone will be Caroling…

What a Cool Concept for a Ring… A Seesaw (also known as a Teeter-Totter). It looks like it’s made out of Wood, but it’s Carved and Cast in Brass Metal. Beautiful Shape, PlUS… The Seesaw really WORKS! It Tips…

Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…

This most Awesome Pocket Sized Scope is made of Brass and has a Pendant Ring to go on a Necklace. This is a REAL Working Telescope that’s so COOL you’ll wish it came with a Pirate Ship! Arrrrgh!