Emoticon Rings
:) :P :/ :} :| :( This is me in my Text Messages. After all, who wants to type “SMILEY FACE”, Not I. So instead, I’ll just Wear a Ring like this and everyone will know what I’m talking about. Right?
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This will Put a Smile on your Fingers!
Too Cute Emoticon One-Inch Crystal Clear Dome Rings that are made out of Photo, Resin, and Aluminum. Put your Favorite Face on your Finger and have FUN! Available in ALL EMOJI Expressions, YOU CHOOSE! Just send the Artist the one you Like and they'll do the rest! Makes a Great Gift for the person who sends 10,000 Text Messages! Really!
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High AF Space Helmet Brooch
LMAO! You know you’re High As F… When you need a Space Helmet! HA! This Funny and Colorful Brooch Pin cracks me up. Made out of Resin, surrounded by tons of Floating Stars and Featuring the Words HIGH AF,…
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Zombie Head Charm Bead
Well, this is what I call Bed-Head! Just look at that Mug. UGLY! This COOL Zombie Head is not only Snarling, with Ripped Lips and Rotten Teeth, but it has One Eye and a Cracked Open Skull! In other…
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Toofy Resin Bracelet
“Why is 4,840 Square Yards like a Bad Tooth?” “Because it’s an Acre…” Groan… Moan… But still Funny. Just like this Crazy Creepy Bracelet. It’s Chomping for your Arm. Featuring a Clear Resin Bangle Cuff Bracelet that’s Full of…
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Facebook Like Beer Earrings
So… a Guy Walks into a Bar and Yells, “All Lawyers are A-Holes!” A Man at the End of the Bar says” I Object to that Remark!” So the Guy says “Why, are you a Lawyer?” “No,” the Man…
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