House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave 85 Legs laying around… “I’M OUT! GOODBYE! See ya later…” And just like these Earrings, people will Cringe when they see them. “Adorable Centipedes” with Rubber Legs and Eyes… All Dangling from Silver Plated Fish Hooks; just Perfect for Halloween.
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Creepy Crawly House Centipede Earrings
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I Love You This Much Brooch
“A Bus Full of Housewives going on a Picnic Crashed with no Survivors. Each Husband Cried for a Week, but one Husband Continued Crying for more than Two Weeks. When Asked, He Replied Miserably, “My Wife Missed that Bus!”…
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Scary Rabbit Stud Earrings
“How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?” “Unique up on it!” “How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?” “Tame way, Unique up on it!” “What do you call 99 Rabbits Stepping Backwards?” “A Receding Hare Line!” Oh the Bunny…
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Anatomical Brain Tie Tack
“If you only had a brain…” Zombie Lover? Smartass? Nerd? Thinker? Well, with Brains, you can have it all… Especially when they’re Anatomical Brains, just like this Cool and Yummy Tie Tack. A Silver Toned Brain that’s Full of…
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BBQ Timing Watch
What a Really Great Idea from Kickstarter… It’s a Wrist Watch that’s not only COOL to Look at, with Impressive Black and Red Coloring that’s very Eye-Catching, but it’s Functional as well. It’s a BBQ Watch called the GrillTimer,…
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
This Handmade Zombie Plan Charm Bracelet will get you ready to Kick some Zombie Butt! Especially with those little bity Pliers! Bring on the FUN!
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