The "I know you're Married" Ring
What a great idea... Trust means nothing right? This ring doesn't leave anything behind, except for a marking that imprints the words "I'm Married" on your finger. Made of strengthened Titanium, this ring comes with a Lifetime Guarantee (If you live that long).
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Wolf Head Finger Ring
“GET OUT!” Look at this Incredible Ring! It’s a DOUBLE JOINT Finger Ring, which means, it slides on the Finger and is so long that it goes over the Second Knuckle and comes to a Point at the end!…
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Happy Gray Easter Bunny Belly Ring
Well isn’t this appropriate? It’s an Easter Bunny that’s going exactly where all the Easter Candy is going: My Belly! A Happy Gray Easter Bunny Rabbit with Cute White Cheeks and a Big Floppy Ear. All set on a…
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Large Clear CZ Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are Cool. They look just like a Big Diamond Stud Earring, but BETTER! Because these Gems are HUGE! Large CZ Stones that will Sparkle just like a Diamond, but are Much, Much CHEAPER! Set with Prongs…
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Deadly Heart Necklace
SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way…
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Hungry Zombie Bracelet
LMAO! I LOVE this Cute Charm Bracelet. Simple. Elegant. And Zombie-ish! HA! HOW COOL! It’s a Classic Chain Link Charm Bracelet that Features one Square Dangling Charm, with 18 Clear Crystals framing a Cute, but Crazy Hungry Zombie! Fun…












