The "I know you're Married" Ring
What a great idea... Trust means nothing right? This ring doesn't leave anything behind, except for a marking that imprints the words "I'm Married" on your finger. Made of strengthened Titanium, this ring comes with a Lifetime Guarantee (If you live that long).
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Sausage Man Necklace
LMAO! Oh Man and his Sausage… He likes the Meat now doesn’t he? And just like this Pendant, this Bearded Man is Happy to Chow down on Sausage Link after Sausage Link. It’s an Antiqued Bronze Pendant Necklace, approx…
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5.25″ Christmas Glitter Icicle Earrings
Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…
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Jolly Christmas Lights Necklace
CUTE CUTE CUTE! Look at these Jolly and Colorful Christmas Lights that will look FESTIVE around your Neck this Year! 5 Plastic Lights in Colors of Red, Yellow, Green, Purple and Blue, hang from a 44cm Black Gunmetal Chain…
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Burger Ring
“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!
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Valerian – Laureline Ring
Let’s face it, Laureline (Spatio-Temporal Agent) in the Valerian Movie (The City of a Thousand Planets) KICKS ASS! Literally. She’s an Awesome Character (Played by Delevingne), with even more Impressive Jewelry. Like her Hexagon Gold Stacking Ring, which is…
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Major Tom Skull Ring
“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!












