Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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A Death - the Wish of some, the Relief of many and the End of all!
This Incredibly Detailed Locket Head is just Crazy times ten. With a Face on one side, split down the middle, and a Skull on the other with a Snake coming out of it's EYE, this Man's Head Opens up to reveal a Picture, a Portrait, a Message of some sorts... Whatever you decide to hide. It's made out of Fine English Pewter and comes on a Nickel-Free Silvertone Chain. Curious? Crack the Skull and find out...
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling….
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Robot Transformer Wrist Watch
This Wrist Watch is FUNNNNN! It’s a Transformer Wrist Watch that’s Kick-Ass Cool. A Transformer Watch that’s Transforms from a Sweet Robot into a Sports Watch. It doesn’t get any better than that. Ideal for Kids and Adults. It…
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Donut Tie Clip
“D’OH!” No… Donut! YUM! It’s the Greatest Tie Bar Clip since Fried Bread. Right? A Tie Bar, Silver-Tone, with a Strong Two Inch Spring Clip that Secures your Tie with a Touch of Class… And Sugar! For at the…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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