Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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A Death - the Wish of some, the Relief of many and the End of all!
This Incredibly Detailed Locket Head is just Crazy times ten. With a Face on one side, split down the middle, and a Skull on the other with a Snake coming out of it's EYE, this Man's Head Opens up to reveal a Picture, a Portrait, a Message of some sorts... Whatever you decide to hide. It's made out of Fine English Pewter and comes on a Nickel-Free Silvertone Chain. Curious? Crack the Skull and find out...
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Realistic Worm Necklace
Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking…
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Crazy Cat Poop Necklace
Well this “DANGLY” Necklace, is Purrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady! It’s an Acrylic Cut-out of a Cat, taking a Dump, no doubt! Hilarious Pendant that hangs from a Gold-Tone Ball Chain, and boy will it grab attention… And…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Barbell Stud Earrings
“I know a Fun Activity that can Burn 500 Calories an hour…” “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I’m Cut!” “I hope you took your Flintstone Vitamins today, because I’m gonna make your Bedrock!” HA! Gym Pick Up Lines….
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Toilet Seat Earrings
Oh, the last time you had your Head so close to a Toilet Seat, was College Exams and that Bottle of Vodka… Just saying. And now, you can be close to the Throne everyday. For these Incredibly Fun Stud…
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