Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant
“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!
Ben Franklin Iced Out Pendant Black
I know you want an Iced Out Ben Franklin. Don't lie! This Pendant is made out of Metal Alloy and then Rhodium Plated Black. The Stones are Crystal and they are SPARKLING like Crazy! His Whole Head and Shirt are covered with BLING! Even those Dark Haunting Eyes and Hairdo! He's the Franklin everyone Wants! Except for the Green one... Ya know?
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Comic Book Bracelet
This most Fascinating Cuff Style Bracelet Features Hand Rolled Paper Beads made from “The Dandy Annual,” which is a long running British Comic Book. Measuring 7 1/2″, this Bracelet is Flexible AND FUN!
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Pin Up Boy Christmas Elf Lapel Pin
“Deck the Halls with Lots of Holly…” For it’s Christmas. It’s Festive. And it’s a Pin Up Boy that’s Ideal for your Stocking. Or Lapel. Or wherever you want to Stick this Bad Boy. For it’s a Naughty, or…
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