Butt Naked Ring
Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN! What more could you ask for?
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Butt Naked Adjustable Ring
You know you always wanted a Butt on your Finger... Now you can. Slip your joint into this BIG Bottle Cap Ring and get to Laughing. Made with Plastic Bottle Cap, Barbie Doll Butt, Glitter, and Resin, you'll certainly turn a Cheek or two. Poor taste? Probably, but who cares if you're having FUN, right? Ring Size, 6.5 to 9... "Oh Girl, you just Crack me up!"
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Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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Dripping Blood Earrings
Remember when you little Kid Yanked on your Earrings and it Ripped the Earlobe? Yeah… That’s what I think of when I see these AWESOME Bloody Dripping Earrings! Talk about Crazy Cool! Just the Look and Design and COLOR…
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Dime N Ring
I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…
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Penguin Tongue Ring
Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…
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Scary Halloween Pumpkin Pendant
YIKES! Trick ‘r Treat, Pumpkinhead, The Pumpkin Karver… All Frightening Pumpkin Movies that will Haunt your Halloween, and your Head! And just like this Chilling Scary Jack-O-Lantern Head Pendant, Handmade from Polymer Clay, it’s Orange, Smiling, and Creepy as…
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