Spider Inlay Bug Plugs
Creepy, Crawly, Ugly, Buggy, Spiders… Everyone LOVES them, right? Well now you can display these Wonderful Nightmares with Ear Plugs that Encase all the Legs of the Spider forever in Plastic! COOL!
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Now you really do have Spiders in your Ears!
"Get your Ears away from ME!" These Spiders are FUGLYYYYY! Gross looking Spiders with Horns, Spikes, Daggers and Venom... YIKES! Look at the Bloated Belly... Those EYES! *passes out! These Ear Plugs are 3/4 Gauge (20mm), and come as a Pair. How Lovely! Double Flare Plugs, means Double the FUN! Let's just Hope they don't lay Eggs...
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Pistol Pendant
This Pistol Pendant reminds me of a Great Laugh from “Married with Children”: Peg comes in Holding a Copy of TV Guide. She says to Al “Hi Honey. Did you Miss me?” He Replies: “With every Bullet so far.”…
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Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Crystal Ball Ring
This is a very Awesome Natural Quartz Crystal Ball Ring! It’s a little Large on the Finger, but so is your BRIGHT FUTURE! Just one Glance at this Ball is all you need to know it all. NEAT STUFF!…
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Hot Flame Ring
“Hot Thing, Barely 21, Hot Thing, Looking 4 Big Fun, Hot Thing, What’s Your Fantasy? Do U Wanna Play With Me?…” Oh wait… That’s HOT THING, and NOT Hot Ring! HA! My bad… This Hot Flame Ring is Beautiful,…
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Nosferatu’s Coffin Pendant
Nosferatu means “A Symphony of Horror”! And this Coffin is Definitely Horrifying! Seeing the Skeleton Remains inside the Eternal Rest Box is Creepy, and COOL! Dark, Gothic, and so DIRE, this Pendant is the Ultimate Fright Sight!
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Thanksgiving Turkey Earrings
Wear these Cool Holiday Earrings and you’ll be hungry all day. Big, Fat Delicious Turkeys bobbing off your Lobes, hanging from these Black Leverback Earrings. They just Scream YUM!
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