"Hey, there's a Rib sticking out of your Chest!"
"Ribs Anyone?" I'll take about 18 of them Please! What a Great Gory Pendant... RIBS Everywhere and that RED Organ Underneath! YUCK! There's Nothing else like it! Looks Creepy, but it's Cool as HELL! :) Are you singing the Theme Song to Chilis now?
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My Horse is Calling Watch
LOL I knew a guy who lived on a horse farm. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was walking down the hallway, when the neighbor girl, who lived half a mile away, was standing at the…
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Rubber Chicken Cufflinks
What are you, a Comedian? Wise-Ass? Funny Man? Well… We all know one, or are one! :) And so these Funny Rubber Chicken Cufflinks are just what you NEED! With these Clucks, the JOKES on YOU! :)
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Meditation Tuning Necklace
Set your love frequency with this necklace. It’s a meditation tuning necklace that’s a mindful device for anxiety and stress relief. A revolutionary mindfulness tool, a single tone flute through which we can align ourselves with the 528hz frequency,…
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Box of Chocolates Heart Ring
This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…












