Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……

LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with…

WOW! This is a Steampunk’s Dream come true… A totally Kick-Ass Wrist Watch that’s a Steam-Powered Calibrator. And yes, it’s simply EXCITING in detail. A Stunning Apparatus of a Rare Mid-Victorian Invention, measuring the Decay of Time using Carnot’s…

Made from 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Belly Button Ring is Wayyyy COOL! Featuring LED Lights that Auto Rotates Colors, like Red, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Azure. Looks GREAT on the Dance Floor and in your Belly!…

HA! Just like FLO said “KISS MY GRITS!” LMAO! These Kiss My Butt Earrings are too much FUN! Just imagine the Laughs you’ll get with these CHEEKY Dangles on. Whimsical Cartoon Figure with nothing on but a Birthday Suit,…

“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”