"What do you mean, I've Unleashed the Curse?"
The next time you're at the Museum, or Traveling to Egypt, make sure you bring along this Ring. It Translates Hieroglyphs into the English Alphabet! VERY VERY COOL! Now that you can Translate them, you can also Write Egyptian Hieroglyphs as well. SWEET! Made out of Stainless Steel, this Ring is AWESOME!
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Lick Me Nipple Ring
Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…
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R2D2 Engagement Ring
I am Loving this Droid Ring… It’s Kick Ass Cool! It’s an Engagement Ring that looks just like R2D2 from Star Wars. The Shapes, Edges, Curves… ALL STUNNING! Made out of Grey Hypoallergenic Gold, this Ring is Thick, Heavy,…
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Jelly Bean Necklace
Sugar, Corn Syrup, and Pectin… Oh Boy, I LOVE those Jelly Beans! Jelly Belly’s, Spicy, Popcorn Flavored, Cinnamon… You name it, they’re all Delicious. Scrumptious Small Bean-Shaped Sugar Candies with Soft Candy Shells and Thick Gel… YUM! Gotta have…
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Equation Watch
Looking at this Watch makes my Brain Hurt! Really! It’s a Watch with nothing but Equations for Numbers and Hours! GREAT! What Time is it? Time to get out my Calculator… For Sure!
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Snot Nose Brooch
“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…












