Smaug Dragon Claw Belly Button Navel Ring
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Spiral Belly Ring
My Eyes! My Eyes! I can’t look at this Optical Illusion anymore! It’s making my Head Explode! Ahhhhhhhhh! Precisely why you should wear this on your Belly and Hypnotize EVERYONE! hahaahahaha!
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Severed Head Pendant
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! My Head Hurts just looking at this! HA! It’s a Severed Head in a Glass Dome Pendant that’s so Creepy, Gory, and BLOODY that everyone will Scream and Flee from the Room… Except for…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Ace Roulette Spiral Ear Stretchers
You know, when I think about Stretching out my Hole, it’s not with a Roulette Table… But with these, I think I’ll consider. Because they are the Coolest Casino Ear Stretching Plugs you’ll ever see. Aces, Poker, Roulette Table,…
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Sharks With Human Teeth Earrings
Oh Ho Ho… These Earrings are Fun indeed. Featuring Great White Sharks with Human Teeth. Talk about a HOOT! You can’t wear these and not get a Human Smile, or two. A Handmade Pair of Waterproof Drop Earrings, set…
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Happy Santa Brooch
This Santa Claus Brooch will certainly get some Reactions. Gold Plated with Colorful Enameling, this Brooch just SCREAMS Christmas, doesn’t it?











