Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Copper Enamel Cat Brooch
HA HA HA! OMG! This Cat Brooch is Artsy, Cute, and very FUNNY! Looks like he’s had a bit too much Cat Nip! HA! Hand Painted Copper Brooch in the Shape of a Cat Head that will get many,…
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!
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Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L…
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