Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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0 Days Without Sarcasm Cufflinks
These are SOOOOO me. “My Girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look Sexy… So I got Drunk!” HA! It’s Sarcasm, and everyone has some… Just like these Fun Cufflinks here. Square Cufflinks, White…
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Twist Pull Nipple Rings
“OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!” That’s me when I get my Nipples Twisted! (also called a Purple Nurple) But if you like that kind of thing, into the Twist and Chacha… Then These Nipple Barbell Rings are right…
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Hypnosis Illusion Pendant
“You are getting Sleepy, Very Sleepy… You are going to Buy this Pendant… Pendant Good. Pendant Hypnotise Friends and Family…. Go Buy Pendant TODAY!” HA! If you Love Hypnotism, want to be a Hypnotists, or just Dabble in the…
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Hershey Kisses Pendant
Who can resist a KISS? Let alone a Hershey’s Kiss! And this Kiss Pendant is not only Adorable, but it’s 3D and FULL of Diamonds! BLING! CRUNCH! YUM! Sparkle with a Kiss and try not to DROOL! :)
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Orange Soda Pop Cap Bracelet
MMM Bring on the Orange Drink. I’ve LOVED Orange Soda since I was a Kid (Orange Flavored Drinks at McDonalds). HA! And NOW, it’s a Bottle Cap Bracelet (Vintage and Unused Caps) featuring Different Brands of Orange Soda. 5…
