Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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Lay’s Potato Chip Cufflinks
“What do you get when you drop your potato chips on the couch?” “A couch potato!” HA! There are worse potato chip jokes… Trust me! But also know, these chip are FAT FREE! Cute miniature potato chip bags that…
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Gummy Bear Bracelet
Check out this very Cool and Colorful Rubber Gummy Bear Charm Bracelet! Looks and Feels just like Candy! (NOT Edible! NOT For Kids Under 5!)
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Pepperoni Pot Pin
420 PP Time… That’s Cannabis and Pizza. Right? A Unique Twist on the Pot Leaf, is this Colorful Pepperoni Pizza Pot Leaf. A Fun Brooch Lapel Pin that will Raise a Few Eyebrows (and Smiles) no doubt. 1 Inch…
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Peppermint Candy Bracelet
Classic Red & White Peppermint Candy Mints just in Time for the Holidays… Peppermints made out of Glass look so Cool. Like real Candy. Handmade, Cute, 2 Coil Silver-Plated Memory Wire Bracelet Created with 1/2 inch Red and White…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Rubber Chicken Cufflinks
What are you, a Comedian? Wise-Ass? Funny Man? Well… We all know one, or are one! :) And so these Funny Rubber Chicken Cufflinks are just what you NEED! With these Clucks, the JOKES on YOU! :)
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