Dark Brown Sub-Dial Watch
This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)
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Very Cool Men's Watch with Sub-Dials
This Huge Men's Watch (Good for Bigger Wrists) has plenty to look at. It has a Japanese Quartz Movement with an Adjustable Leather Band that is Comfortable for Wearing. It's Water Resistant, but NOT Waterproof (so don't use it for Diving or Swimming)! It's a Cool Watch that doesn't Cost much, but it will get you MUCH Attention! :)
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Hipster Santa Charm
‘Tis the Season to be Jolly and Forever Stylish! Put this Charm Bead on your Bracelet or Pendant and HO HO HO to the end of the year! Cute, Fun, and hey, Green Shades! :P
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Corn Dog Earrings
Mind if I Bite your Ears? You may hear that a lot if you Wear these Awesome Corn Doggy Earrings! Cute and SO REAL looking, you just may make your Earrings Lunch! Plus, they’re Scented as well! Growl! (that…
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Nicolas Cage Meme Necklace
LOL OH BOY! It’s the Nicolas Cage Meme that Cracks me up. Starting with The Wicker Man, onto Your Argument is Invalid, Nicolas Cage’s Hilarious Face is used as a Sarcastic Response to an Obvious Observation or Statement. “You…
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