Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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Gecko Eyes Reptile Earrings
You know, in 15 Minutes or less, I could Save you 15% or more on Car Insurance… Really! And with these Fun, Gecko Studs, you could do just that. Great Gecko Reptile Eyes that are Bright, Yellow, and Lizardy……
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LEGO Happiness Watch
Happy Face in Dial. Easy to Read. Adult. Comfortable to wear. Quartz. LEGO. Do I need to say more?
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I’d Hit That Pinata Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everyone Loves Pinatas… Fill them with Candy and Goodies and let the Party Begin. And with these Great Cufflinks, it’s a Different Party indeed. It’s the “I’d Hit That” Pinata Cufflinks with a Whole New Meaning….
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Corn Dog Earrings
Mind if I Bite your Ears? You may hear that a lot if you Wear these Awesome Corn Doggy Earrings! Cute and SO REAL looking, you just may make your Earrings Lunch! Plus, they’re Scented as well! Growl! (that…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And…
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