Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail! [Incoherent Screaming]
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"I'm Afraid my Japanese is a little Rusty!"
"In 1954, the first time a Nuclear Submarine ever Reached the Lower Depths, it Awakened Something..." Man I love those Godzilla Movies! (Old ones, plus the latest was COOL!) "Look Mom! Dinosaurs!" Nope... It's Not a Dinosaur!!! It's a Fire Breathing Lizard is what it is! Wear this Ultra-Awesome Godzilla Pendant and see for yourself. Cast in Bronze, Gold or Silver, you can get different Chains as well. Pick what you like, it comes Packaged in a Beautiful Box, Embossed with a Gold Foil Dragon Logo. Perfect for any Occasion! ...Or if you prefer, Bridge Deconstruction! :)
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Sparkle Bright Polishing Cream
This Polishing Cream achieves Amazing results on Rings, Earrings, Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains and even your Motorcycle. It puts an instant shine on everything it touches… even your bald head!
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Rebel Scum Cufflinks
“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”
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Hand Spinner Fidget Ring
Wait, isn’t this an Abacus (a Counting Device that Calculates Totals, used in China centuries before the Numeric System)? Well, no matter, because these Discs Spin around the Bars, making this Ring a Crazy Spinner Fidget Ring! Made out…
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Horn Devil Ring
This Ring is KILLER!!!! It’s KICK ASS COOL! I Freaking Love it! A Devil Skull Ring, with Sculpted Horns, Vicious Fangs and Haunting Blue Sapphire Gemstone Eyes… WICKED! Cast in .925 Sterling Silver, this Devil Warrior Ring Weights 34…
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Starbucks Earrings
“OMG It’s a Starbucks Mocha Light Blended Coffee Frappuccino with Rich Mocha Sauce, Nonfat Milk and Ice!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” *FAINTS You know you Want it. You know you can Taste it now… Cool and Sweet on your Palette. MMMM… Chocolate…
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Megalodon Shark Tooth Necklace
Made of Shark Tooth (both the Crown and the Root), Metal, and Chain, this Incredible Fossil Megalodon Tooth will look great around your Neck! Adorned with a Custom Casted Shark that Dangles from the top of the Tooth… It’s…
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