Bird Poop Pendant
Well if this isn’t the MOST Interesting piece of Jewelry… BIRD POOP! Green Curly Poop that sits on a Pendant and hangs on your Neck. How Lovely! It doesn’t get any Better than that! Unless it was Scented…
"Hey, a Bird just Pooped on your Pendant!"
I remember how much I laughed when that Bird Pooped on my Sister at the Wedding last Summer... Ah, those were the days! And NOW, you can relive special moments like that forever with this Pile of Bird Poop Pendant. The Artist creates not only Pendants that look like Poop, but Charms, Magnets, Pins and Earrings. You could have your own POOP Collection! I Shit you not! Plop on over and take a look...
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…
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Green Lucite Beetle Bracelet
Gorgeous! If you like bugs. And who doesn’t? It’s the most beautiful beetle bug bracelet you could wrap your wrist around. Handmade out of salad green Lucite, it’s a lovely bracelet with two real exotic blue beetles. These genuine…
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Taco Bell Rings
Well, aren’t these just YUMMY! It’s TWO Rings, Handcrafted and Bent out of Gold Filled Tarnish-Resistant Wire, reading “TACO” on one ring, and “BELL” on the other. Ideal for the Taco Bell Loving Fool. Not only can you wear…
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Thick-fil-A Silicone Bracelets
LMAO! Oh Boy… It’s not Chick-fil-A, it’s Thick-fil-A. And it’s So So True. Silicone Bracelets are Trendy, Comfortable, and as you can see, you can get them with almost any Saying, Phrase, or Punchline. These Red and White Brackets…
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