Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch
Losing track of time? Don’t care what time it is? Well, this Women’s Lost Time Sliding Dial Watch, might be just the Wrist Watch you need… With a Crazy Analog Display (Askew and Off-Kilter), a Quartz Movement with a…
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Palm Reader Brooch
Pick a Hand, any Hand… Let’s look at your Personal Relationships, Dreams, and Emotional Struggles. Head Lines, Short Lines, Straight Lines, Splits, Curves… It’s Life Laid out in the Palm of your Hand. Fortune Telling? You just may with…
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Weight Loss Clip-On Earrings
Say Goodbye to Unwanted Inches… Over the past decade, Acupressure and Acupuncture has gained widespread Acceptance in the United States, just like these Clip-on Earrings. They Stimulate various points along the Helix of the Ear that create Beneficial Results…
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Green Demon Wing Earrings
“What do Demons eat for Breakfast?” “Deviled Eggs!” “How do you tell if someone is a Demon?” “By the Tail!” Or in this case… By the Wings! Devil Wings… Demonic Green Wings that are Creepy Cute and Fun for…
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High AF Space Helmet Brooch
LMAO! You know you’re High As F… When you need a Space Helmet! HA! This Funny and Colorful Brooch Pin cracks me up. Made out of Resin, surrounded by tons of Floating Stars and Featuring the Words HIGH AF,…
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Beating Heart Bangle Bracelet
Heart Beat Sounds are the Noises Generated by the Beating Heart as Blood Flows through it. There are Two Normal Heart Sounds often described as a Lub and a Dub, that occur in Sequence with each Heartbeat due to…
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