Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Monkey Around Tunnel Plug
“How do you Catch a Monkey?” “Climb a Tree and Act like a Banana!” “How do Monkeys get Down the Stairs?” “They Slide Down the Banana-ster!” “What Side of a Monkey has More Hair?” “The Outside!” :) Okay enough…
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Microlight Watch Clip
This Beautiful Pocket Watch made by the Dakota Watch Company, is SO PRACTICAL! This is NOT your ordinary Pocket Watch, or any Watch for that matter. This Watch you Clip onto your Belt Loop and carry with you… IT’S…
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…
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Cigar Band Initial Ring
What a Beautiful and PERFECT Gift for the Cigar Smoker… It’s a Stylish Ring that looks just like a Cigar Band. AWESOME! Colorful, Cool, and you can get it Personalized with your Initial! Vintage Design that combines 14k European…
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Hot Cheetos Earrings
Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….
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Garmin Hiking GPS Watch
What an Incredible Watch! This Wrist Watch is a Garmin Fenix Hiking Watch with Built in GPS and Worldwide Maps and Navigation. It’s Very Easy to Use, giving you Altimeter, Barometer and 3-Axis Compass with Automatic Sensor Calibration, it…
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