Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Spoderman Earrings
LMAO!!! It’s Spoderman… Funny “Meme” Spiderman Earrings that just make me Smile. Such a Dumb Drawing of Spiderman that turned into a Internet Craze… a Poorly-Drawn MS Paint Character Resembling Spiderman – “Wit Graet Paowr Cums Graet Sweg!” And…
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Black Rose Poison Ring
Poison… In a Ring… How Sweet! An Incredible Ring Made with a Secret Compartment that can hold Deadly Contents such as Poison, Bone and Relics. Used in the Olden Days to Poison their Foes (and Kings), it’s Ideal for…
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Hanging Sloth Necklace
LMAO! What a Life Sloths have… Hanging Around, Doing Nothing! Don’t you Wish you could be so Lazy? Like a Saturday Afternoon on the Beach… Sigh! Well, this Cheery and Fun Loving Brown Sloth will be the Pick-Me-Up we…
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Graveyard Tombstone Ring
This Tombstone ain’t no Pizza… It’s a Headstone… An RIP Grave Marker right from the Cemetery… Okay, right from Polymer Clay, but it looks like a Fun, Spooky Graveyard, right? 3 Lovely Tombstones, looking just like Rest in Peace…
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Joyful Doll Ring
You already have Vomit and Drool on your shoulder, why not have a Baby Licking your Finger with this One-Of-A-Kind, Handmade Doll Ring. It’s Eyes bring you in, the Tongue holds you back. All I can say is GAGA!
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No Tiny Hands Necklace
I really love this necklace, because what it says is pretty clear: NO TRUMP! Actually stamped reading “NO TINY HANDS”, it’s a great way to get the message out, especially on President’s Day. No little hands in the oval…
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