Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Nut Dice Ring
What a neat piece of Jewelry for the Man (or Woman) who likes Dice or Nuts. It’s an interesting combo that just WORKS! Cool Stuff, AND Comfortable!
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5 Christmas Belly Button Rings
5 Golden Rings… More like 5 Belly Button Rings. Because this Pack of Belly Button Navel Rings comes in a set of 5. Five wonderful Holiday Season Dangles that’ll get your Belly Screaming for Christmas. With Enamel Santa, a…
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Genius Wireless Ring Mouse
What a Great Gift for the Computer Geek! Just imagine… You put this Ring on, and then Slide your Thumb over the Touch Panel Area for an in-air Cursor Movement and Scrolling. INSANE! You Gotta Get One! :)
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Chucky Child’s Play Watch
Charles Lee Ray (A.K.A. “The Lakeshore Strangler”, or “Chucky”) is a Fictional Character, Modeled after the True Life Story of Robert the Doll, and the Antagonist of the Child’s Play Series. Chucky is Portrayed as a Notorious Serial Killer…
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Eye of the Devil Ring
Oh WOW! If this Ring doesn’t Freak everyone out, I don’t know what will. It’s the Eye of the Devil Ring, and it looks exactly like it sounds: A Creepy Red Orb Eye-Ball, that’s Terrifying, Bulging, and Staring right…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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