I Can't Command a Ship from Inside an Aquarium!
This Pin, as worn in the latest Star Trek Movies, is Full Metal Casted with a Hand Burnished Finish. It's AWESOME! Wear this on your Star Trek Uniform and go where no man has gone before... Geek HEAVEN!
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Bear Trap Necklace
AWESOMEEEEE! Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy could have used this sucker in The Revenant Movie. HA! It’s a Bear Trap Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and Vicious looking! Handmade with Steel, Metal and Chain, this Pendant is KILLER… The Chain…
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Geistalon Pendant Necklace
SICK! You can’t get much Cooler than this… Unless you wore Sunglasses! Because this Manly Pendant is a Bad Ass Unicorn, Geistalon (pronounced guy-sta-lon) Style, Straight from the Scrolls of Carrhae. This Dark Unicorn is an Armored Cataphract Unicorn…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Medusa Necklace
Remember that time that your Mother gave you a Perm and you cried for a Week? Well imagine SNAKES instead! That’s right Medusa Fans, get a Load of these Locks. Gold Tones Snakes that will give everyone Nightmares! :)
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Star Wars Stormtrooper Watch
I LOVE all things Star Wars! And this Watch is AWESOME! Sharp Black and White, like a Real Stormtrooper, this Watch is BOLD and BEAUTIFUL! You’ll be walking around all Day saying… “It’s Solo, and he’s Shooting First! That’s…
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No Tiny Hands Necklace
I really love this necklace, because what it says is pretty clear: NO TRUMP! Actually stamped reading “NO TINY HANDS”, it’s a great way to get the message out, especially on President’s Day. No little hands in the oval…












