Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Frankenduck Earrings
Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!
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Disney The Lion King Necklace
This stunning pendant-WOW! Absolutely beautiful. If you’re a fan of The Lion King, like me, then you’ll love the look of this lion pendant. An official Disney Treasure exclusive, comes this Lion King Pendant with genuine diamonds 1/6 ct;…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Tribal Skull Ring
This Skull ROCKS! I LOVE all the Neat Tribal Design Etched into the Cranium! Cool and Detailed! Look at those Piercing Green Eyes! The Popping Gold Teeth! The Creepy Nose! Very Very Cool!
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Seesaw Ring
What a Cool Concept for a Ring… A Seesaw (also known as a Teeter-Totter). It looks like it’s made out of Wood, but it’s Carved and Cast in Brass Metal. Beautiful Shape, PlUS… The Seesaw really WORKS! It Tips…
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Zombie Bracelet
You have some DEAD HEADS on your Arm ma’am. Oh wait, those are ZOMBIES! Arggggg… Cute Zombies to say the least. Just look at their Adorable Faces… Just don’t get too Close… CHOMP!
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