Oh God… I mean Oh Jesus… These Nipple Rings are gonna Burn a Hole in me… For these Bad Boys are Jesus! Two of them, Dangling from your Nipples with his Arms out. Yikes! Talk about a Piercing! Religious,…

“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”

LMAO! Talk about Cheesy! This very CUTE Pendant Reads “You are the PB in my PB&J” HA! Plus, it has Two Hearts that are Adorable. This is a Perfect Gift for Sweethearts in LOVE. Darling Message that will just…

This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…

Well, these Earrings take the Cake. The Poo Cake that is! Turd Shaped Dog Poop Earrings that will make your Ears look like S**t! Bad Dog Owners will LOVE these… Big Steaming Piles of Poo that are Coiled up…

What a Cool Cool Kick-Ass Cool Necklace. If I wore this, I’d walk around all day going “RAWRRRRRRRR!” Seriously. So would you. Admit it. It’s a Beautifully Sculpted T-Rex Dinosaur Head Pendant that’s Cast in 316L Stainless Steel and…