The Hobbit: Thorin's Key Necklace
Open the Door to Adventure, you Lucky Hobbit! This Replica of Thorin's Key is in Necklace Form and comes in a Handsome Gift Box that you'd Swear was Stolen from a Dragon's Lair. Wear this Zinc Alloy Key around your Neck and you'll be the Most Respected of all the Dwarves. Although, probably a Wee-Bit Taller. :) This is an Officially Licensed Hobbit Collectible, and it May or May Not Open Lonely Mountain! You'll have to Try it and See! :)
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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Bad Girls Club Knuckle Ring
Who doesn’t want a Knuckle Sandwich? I certainly DO! But only if it’s from this ring. Comes in sizes 6,7, or 8 as well as Gold Tone or Silver. BAM! IN YO FACE!
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Black Inverted Cross Nipple Rings
Nice Nipples… They Summon Satan! HA! Creepy Dark Gothic Nipple Ring Set is Perfect for Halloween, and of course, Devil’s Night! They’re Inverted Black Crosses that are Wicked Cool. Suspended from Chains, these Nipples Rings Dangle from 316L Surgical…
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Yellow Death Head Moth Brooch
WOW!!! This Moth Brooch reminds me of something straight out of Silence of the Lambs… And I love it. A Handpainted Yellow Moth, with a Death Face on its back… SICK! Laser Cut out of Wood, this Brooch has…
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Burger King Logo Earrings
These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…
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Zombie Bracelet
You have some DEAD HEADS on your Arm ma’am. Oh wait, those are ZOMBIES! Arggggg… Cute Zombies to say the least. Just look at their Adorable Faces… Just don’t get too Close… CHOMP!












